Thursday, June 21, 2007

Remember back in 1999, when everyone was obsessed with the word 'millenium' and how it was closely related with everything silver, including clothing? Yeah, almost embarassing isn't it? Aren't we just glad we got over the whole hullabaloo once and for all?

Okay, before you start panicking, "OH, NO!! Did somebody raise B-Best from its grave and try to resurrect its neo-millenium anthem Happy Happy 2000?", rest assured that the girls of B-Best are still resting peacefully in their crypt, buried alongside the only copy of their album.

These futuristically-clad army of skanks are Tata, Ina, and Purie, otherwise known as Dewi-Dewi, another by-product of Dhani Ahmad's delirium. This all-girl pop group is assembled from a talent-search reality show called "Ulfa Dwiyanti Cari Pembantu" "Obsesi Dewa Mencari Dewi-Dewi" (*chuckle* and they say there's nothing worse on TV than "Komedi Nakal")

Here they are, posing with their manager (and by manager, I mean pimp) on the launching party of their debut album "Recycle +", dressed a la kinky intergalactic S&M cadets from outer space on a carnal mission to sex the entire human race and send them into orgasmic oblivion. The album itself is hailed by the critics (and by the critics, I mean me) as "Geger Band sings the songs of Dewa... plus some other crap".

Ladies, I'm aware that you're just a bunch of minions who is not allowed to have an opinion. In fact, I'm sure that it's written in your contract that you're not permitted to say, "No, master", except when asked, "Are you pregnant?" or "Is that syphilis?". So I realize that you're not entirely to blame for this havoc. Because I know that when Dhani Ahmad ordered you to cover yourselves up with aluminium foil like a piece of roastbeef, you had no other choice but to say yes.

Posted by Neng Sarah

Thursday, June 07, 2007

If you think this is Jeremy Thomas’ long-lost transvestite brother after a perm at Johnny Andrean Training Centre, you’re wrong.

This is Amy Search, the lead singer of Search, the Malaysian rock band which spawned that monstrous 80s hit “Isabella.” Then it was followed by a same-titled movie, starring a virginal Nia Zulkarnaen as Isabella and of course, Amy himself as the male lead.

I know, I know… How on earth did someone who resembles a scary eyeliner-loving pre-op tranny with estrogen-therapy bloat ever headline a regional box office romantic hit, right? A guy who makes Dorce Gamalama look like Helen of Troy? See, it was a different time back then. A time when Rano Karno was considered one of the most beautiful people in the country. But at least back then Amy still looked like a rock singer, despite his female moniker.

Jatuh cintaa…
Sama wariaaa…

Mbak Diah

Posted by Mbak Diah

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Look, I'm going to pretend Dewi Sandra isn't wearing a leopard-print fedora. I'm even going to overlook the Pasar Melawai satu goceng tiga ceban earrings and the raccoon eye makeup. But a setagen?? A five-tiered chain-adorned setagen????? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't setagens supposed to be worn on the inside? By women who've just given birth?

Repeat after me: A. Setagen. Is. Not. A. Fashion. Accesory. A. Setagen. Is. Not. A. Fashion. Accesory.

Jeez, I thought the "ku akui, keti ini, makin hilang kendali" Rexona ad was the lowest point in her career, but I guess I was wrong. This is it. The only thing worse would be if she were to dump Glenn Fredly for Mandra.

Mbak Diah

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