Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and R2D2.
Not long after Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker were joined in a holy matrimony, Luke had to leave Leia for a few months to lead a battle against Darth Vader in a galaxy far far away.
Feeling lonely and all sexed up, Leia found comfort in the arms of R2D2 and the two were involved in a hot and steamy love affair which left Leia pregnant and eventually spawned a baby girl named Melly G-Wan Kenobi. Leia kept this secret safe and claimed the baby as Luke's daugther.
Years went by and Melly G-Wan Kenobi became her planet's singing sensation--known for her atrocious and ludicrous fashion sense--with hits like: "Let's Dance Together" (featuring Bukan Alien Biasa
), and "Ada Apa Dengan Chewbacca".
Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker's suspicion over his daughter's true identity grew even stronger. Deep inside, he knew that Melly G-Wan Kenobi was Princess Leia and R2D2's love child, for she inherited her biological parents' worst genes: Princess Leia's hairstyle and R2D2's body...
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