As those of you who have seen Spider-Man 3 will know, there's this black alien entity from a fallen meteorite that crawls up all over Peter Parker, engulfs his whole body in it, thus making him do all kinds of evil things.

Halfway across the world, a similar meteorite falls on the EX parking lot in central Jakarta. This time, the black stuff that oozes out is programmed to bond with a female with the ugliest outfit and hairdo within a five-mile radius of its landing site. Within minutes, it has found a worthy symbiont to bond with: Laudya Cynthia Bella.



The above picture clearly shows the black stuff crawling up Bella's torso, over her flesh-coloured translucent dress and aiming at her bizarre Queen Elizabeth I hairline. When the symbiosis process is complete, Bella would metamorphose into Virgin Queen Venom, an evil, tone-deaf, "Let's Dance Together"-warbling super heroine who sleeps with male heirs of past presidents to accumulate her power so she could restore her (fake) virginity and reign over her BBB kingdom.


Mbak Diah