As those of you who have seen Spider-Man 3 will know, there's this black alien entity from a fallen meteorite that crawls up all over Peter Parker, engulfs his whole body in it, thus making him do all kinds of evil things.
Halfway across the world, a similar meteorite falls on the EX parking lot in central Jakarta. This time, the black stuff that oozes out is programmed to bond with a female with the ugliest outfit and hairdo within a five-mile radius of its landing site. Within minutes, it has found a worthy symbiont to bond with: Laudya Cynthia Bella.
The above picture clearly shows the black stuff crawling up Bella's torso, over her flesh-coloured translucent dress and aiming at her bizarre Queen Elizabeth I hairline. When the symbiosis process is complete, Bella would metamorphose into Virgin Queen Venom, an evil, tone-deaf, "Let's Dance Together"-warbling super heroine who sleeps with male heirs of past presidents to accumulate her power so she could restore her (fake) virginity and reign over her BBB kingdom.
Posted by Mbak Diah