That old-as-time rule of fashion, 'black is slimming', should've come with a big fat asterisk and a set of fine print under it, which should say something like: "except when it's in satin" or "except when the outfit has puffy sleeves and the wearer is slouching like a female hunchback" or "except when topped with lots of frilly white edges and a big white bow around the wearer's pudgy midsection."

Had Tika Panggabean read this fine print, she probably wouldn't have dressed like Baby Huey mau kondangan and still thought she looked like she just lost five pounds. Okay Tika, you've been warned. Next time you dress like this, I'm telling Jeng Ishkhan... *whiplash*

P.S. Oh, also... two words, dear: Pepsodent Whitening.


Mbak Diah