I know I've said this before, but I'm gonna say it again, since it seems that none of these Indonesian celebrities are paying any attention.

For the last time...
Vintage dressing does not translate to rummage through your grandmother's closet, grab everything in sight, and put them all on for a night out on the town.



Andien, don't you know that the whole point of dressing up is to make yourself look more attractive? So why would you wanna dress like a middle-aged spinster librarian with facial spasms and a penchant for high-waisted(!) formal shorts and lousy trinkets from Sophie Martin who'd make "The Golden Girls" (both The American and The Indonesian versions) look like Gisele Bundchen?

Well, unless you're dating an 18 year-old college student with a case of Oedipus Complex who likes to cruise bars on "Elderly Night", seduce one of the patrons and put roofies in her drink... like the guy who's sitting next to you there.