Ardina Rasti, you silly cow, what makes you think you could pull of the underwear-on-the-outside look when Superman himself couldn't?

Oh wait, I'm sorry... I shouldn't blame you for this major fashion faux pas. It's all your mommy's fault for neglecting to tell you that bikini tops weren't meant to be worn over a tanktop and that bras were meant to be worn on the INSIDE.

For the love of god, I hope mommy remembered to tell you the correct orifice to insert your tampons into. *Shudder*


Mbak Diah