Nia Ramadhani can't seem to make up her mind whether she wants curly or straight hair... but she's extremely sure that she's going to start a new fashion trend with this off-shoulder-and-flat-chested-Hawaiian-underaged-hooker look. (Look! R Kelly's heading this way with a raging erection!)

Delusions of grandeur? Yes. Absence of good taste? Not necessarily. At least she had the good sense to trade her butt-ugly, filthy-rich and talentless Usher-wannabe boyfriend for a new one who's cuter, richer and can actually sing.

Mbak Diah