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Remember back in 1999, when everyone was obsessed with the word 'millenium' and how it was closely related with everything silver, including clothing? Yeah, almost embarassing isn't it? Aren't we just glad we got over the whole hullabaloo once and for all?Okay, before you start panicking, "OH, NO!! Did somebody raise B-Best from its grave and try to resurrect its neo-millenium anthem Happy Happy

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If you think this is Jeremy Thomas’ long-lost transvestite brother after a perm at Johnny Andrean Training Centre, you’re wrong.This is Amy Search, the lead singer of Search, the Malaysian rock band which spawned that monstrous 80s hit “Isabella.” Then it was followed by a same-titled movie, starring a virginal Nia Zulkarnaen as Isabella and of course, Amy himself as the male lead.I know, I know…

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Look, I'm going to pretend Dewi Sandra isn't wearing a leopard-print fedora. I'm even going to overlook the Pasar Melawai satu goceng tiga ceban earrings and the raccoon eye makeup. But a setagen?? A five-tiered chain-adorned setagen????? Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't setagens supposed to be worn on the inside? By women who've just given birth?Repeat after me: A. Setagen. Is. Not. A.

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Are you there, Fashion God? It's me, Venna...It's been a while since we last communicated. How are you, Fashion God? Me? I've never been prettier. For today I am dressed to the nines paying a tribute to my idol, Jennifer Lopez Noa Judd Almost-Affleck Anthony. Don't I look like a dead ringer for Jenny on MTV VMA in this green ensemble? Some people sneezed, "TIMUN!!" or "ESMERALDA!!" when I passed

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Indra Bekti was feeling high and mighty as the Master of Ceremony at Rolling Stone's 2nd Anniversary Private Party held recently. (By the way, highly publicized "private" party with a red carpet reception and a horde of photographers? Only in Indonesia, folks)Drawing inspirations from Napoleon Bonaparte and Liberace, Indra went all out with the theme "Military Bling", complete with insignia,

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Memes, Memes, Memes...I thought I have clearly expressed my hostility towards those matching acid-washed denim vest and jeans of yours. Okay, maybe you didn't get it the first time. So let me just say it once again in a more intelligible term that you might understand...THEY'RE UGLY!!!I don't care how much you adore that ensemble you bought at Perahu Jeans in Cihampelas on your honeymoon trip in

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Luna MayaSweetie, can I ask you something?NirinaUhuh.Luna MayaIs that a theater-stage curtain you're wearing down there?NirinaNo.Is that a sleeping bag you're wearing down there?Luna MayaSomebody who looks like a hit-and-run victim with a rhinestone studded neck brace shouldn't talk...NirinaWell, somebody who looks like Norbit's wife in a flamenco dress shouldn't talk either...Luna MayaAt least I

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Michael Jackson has finally taken that final step: sex-change surgery.Well, either that or Iyeth Bustami's taken plastic surgery and bad makeup a step too far. Actually, make that several hundred steps: She looks like a wax replica of herself, for goodness' sake!"Hello? Madame Tussaud's? I would like to add something to your collection..."Mbak Diah

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Starring:Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and R2D2.Not long after Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker were joined in a holy matrimony, Luke had to leave Leia for a few months to lead a battle against Darth Vader in a galaxy far far away. Feeling lonely and all sexed up, Leia found comfort in the arms of R2D2 and the two were involved in a hot and steamy love affair which left Leia pregnant and

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Anyone with common sense knows that you should never wear a sheer nightie to an award show with pasty makeup, stringy hair and your bra showing. However, if your movie got snubbed by the jury and wasn't even nominated for best picture while you have to put on a gracious front before the press when you're actually seething with megalomaniacal rage inside, I can understand if all common sense is

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Dear Nia Ramadhani,You know that you're a hot chick, right? You have a great smile, gorgeous face, and a knockout body. That's why it pains me to see you going out with losers like that Justin Timberlake's catastrophic clone, Ressa Herlambang. It also disturbs me to see you go out in public looking like this...You see, whenever I think of a spandex tube top in electric colors, I see an image of

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Take a look at this outfit...I know, cute right? A white short-sleeved top and a lovely patterened skirt with animal patches. I definitely could see Sarah Jessica Parker as herself or as Carrie Bradshaw wearing this ensemble to the playground playing with little James Wilke Broderick or with Brady Hobbes. I would tell her to lose the miniature teddy brooch, though, because it's a wee bit over the

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Fashion-wise, I have no complaints about the male members of Tangga. Tata on the right dresses like an average mall-going ABG and I simply love Kamga's suave preppy look, which achieves a kind of sexiness Ressa Herlambang couldn't even achieve in his wildest dreams.What about the girls then? Chevrina and Nerra?One has Imaniar-esque aspirations to revive Janet Jackson's Rhythm-Nation-1814 look

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As those of you who have seen Spider-Man 3 will know, there's this black alien entity from a fallen meteorite that crawls up all over Peter Parker, engulfs his whole body in it, thus making him do all kinds of evil things. Halfway across the world, a similar meteorite falls on the EX parking lot in central Jakarta. This time, the black stuff that oozes out is programmed to bond with a female with

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FYI: Maria Eva,I recently got hold of a snapshot of you supposedly doing charity work in Aceh.Please be duly informed that religious attire does not translate as covering up your whole body and wearing an ugly multicoloured halter top with a low-V over it, then topping the outfit with lacy pantyhose over your head.So honey, stop trying to fool us anymore. The day this country buys into your

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Whoever said Masayu Anastasia is a stupid girl is so wrong.Would a stupid girl wear a two-piece ensemble that accentuates the excess flab on her hips and underarms?Would a stupid girl wear a bustier that allows the whole world see the traces of her nipples and areolae?Would a stupid girl pile on a pound-cake makeup because she is afraid she wouldn't be allowed to enter Studio 2 Indosiar without

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If there were a "Worst Mother Of The Year Award", the nominee list would comprise of such worthy names as Tamara Blezynski (for her manipulative and disgusting "I love you Rasyaaaa" media spectacle last week), Fatma Farida (for her much-publicised insane rants against daughter Kiki Fatmala), Mrs. Pratiwi (for teaching daughter Lydia the art of killing and maiming) and Mrs. Azhari (for producing

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Word on the street is Ussy Sulistiawati is starting a new career as a singer and currently in the studio cutting her debut album. Okay, no surprise there. Not ever since the likes of Peggy Melati Sukma and Diana Pungky had the audacity to record their squawking and circulate it to the mass.But I'm not here to talk about her newfound singing career. Who knows, she could be the next Whitney (Good

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How do you resuscitate the career of a group from a state of coma? Recruiting new members and revamping its image sounds good on paper. But when pop-group Warna tried this maneuver, it doesn't seem to be working well.After the departure of Dea Mirella and Nina Tamam, the remaining survivors of Warna attempted to revive their group by injecting 2 new female members, Ira and Ari, and reinventing

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A month before the release of her new album, which coincides with the launch of her new makeup line from PAC Martha Tilaar, KD accidentally got electrocuted while trying to unplug her rechargeable vibrator. The original planned makeup theme "KD Moonlight Princess 2007 Look" had to be severely revised to accomodate the new circumstances. Hence, the theme is now "KD Bride Of Frankenstein 2007 Look"

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That old-as-time rule of fashion, 'black is slimming', should've come with a big fat asterisk and a set of fine print under it, which should say something like: "except when it's in satin" or "except when the outfit has puffy sleeves and the wearer is slouching like a female hunchback" or "except when topped with lots of frilly white edges and a big white bow around the wearer's pudgy midsection.

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Picture this...Memes still in braces with plaited pigtails, wearing a newsboy cap, white mesh turtleneck, matching acid-washed denim vest and jeans, numerous buttons and extra-large hoop earrings.You probably think that I'm describing Memes when she was still in 6th grade, sitting on the bed in her room watching a recording of Diana Spencer's wedding to Prince Charles on her Beta VCR for the

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cheongskirt ['chôngskərt] nouna cross between a traditional Chinese dress (cheongsam) and a skirt, usually made from an old tablecloth bought from Pasar Senen. First worn in 2006 by Indonesian film director Nia Dinata during a film award ceremony in Kowloon, where she was arrested after mistakenly believed by local immigration authorities to be an autistic Chinese seamstress smuggling fake

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If there is one current fashion trend that I hate, it's the return of the leggings. There, I said it... I hate leggings. Women have fallaciously been wearing them as a substitute for real trousers or with minuscule bottoms for extra coverage. And if there's one thing I hate more than leggings, it's (gulp!) patterned sheer leggings. I'm certain they're masterminded by someone, allegedly a woman,

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Someone told Ardina Rasti to take a makeup course at "Gusnaldi School Of Makeup in ITC Fatmawati" and for some reason she took the course at "Ju-On School Of Makeup in Kuburan Jeruk Purut" instead. She may not have gotten the kuntilanak role in "Terowongan Casablanca" but Mr. Shanker says she's the frontrunner for the hantu hostes bunting role in Indika's next movie, "Kamar Mayat RSCM."Good luck,

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It is an accepted fact in Indonesian high society that female celebrities start dressing insanely after going through a scandalous divorce. Titi, Tamara, Ulfa, we've seen them all wear some ridiculous eyesore at one point in their post-break-up lives. Now it seems that this disturbing phenomenon is afflicting the males as well.Gusti Randa was so outraged when he first found out about his wife's

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As part of her plan to 'go international', The Divine Miss A-hole Monica is invited to stage a concert in Brunei Darussalam next month. The show's event organiser, Puan Azizah bte Zakaryah, has arrived in Jakarta with a contract for Agnes to sign. Because of Agnes' so-called busy busy busy schedule, Puan Azizah had a hard time trying to meet her, but she finally caught Miss A-hole in her

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Ardina Rasti, you silly cow, what makes you think you could pull of the underwear-on-the-outside look when Superman himself couldn't? Oh wait, I'm sorry... I shouldn't blame you for this major fashion faux pas. It's all your mommy's fault for neglecting to tell you that bikini tops weren't meant to be worn over a tanktop and that bras were meant to be worn on the INSIDE. For the love of god, I

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When your singing career is nonexistent and your husband has taken up raping maids as a hobby, it's definitely time to admit yourself into the Helen Sparingga Mental Institution For Wannabes and Hasbeens. All the more reason if you're starting to dress like a mishmash of Disney characters gone awry. First, there's Pocahontas clad in cheap plastic trinkets and glossy satin undershirt. If that's

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JAKARTA (15/2) - Two local personalities have become the unlikely heroes of the recent flood disaster in the greater Jakarta area. Both have inspired many by starting a new fashion trend of wearing garbage previously clogging up rivers around the city. As a result, not only water levels around the city's flooded areas have gone down quickly, but pollution levels in rivers fell considerably

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Es Merah Delima a la Sigi WimalaBahan:- bangkuang, potong kotak-kotak kecil.- 1/2 sdt pewarna merah.- 75 gr tepung kanji- 200ml santan- 100 gr gula pasir- 2 lb daun pandan, disobek-sobek.- 1/2 sdt garam- Air untuk merebusCara membuat:- Campur bangkuang dengan pewarna merah, aduk hingga warna merata.- Pindahkan bangkuang ke dalam mangkuk besar, kemudian masukkan tepung kanji, aduk hingga

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I know I've said this before, but I'm gonna say it again, since it seems that none of these Indonesian celebrities are paying any attention.For the last time... Vintage dressing does not translate to rummage through your grandmother's closet, grab everything in sight, and put them all on for a night out on the town. Andien, don't you know that the whole point of dressing up is to make yourself

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It was one week before MTV Indonesia Movie Awards in the Hoed-Goeslaw household and Melly still didn't know what to wear to the ceremony. So she switched the TV on and flipped through the channels, hoping something would inspire her to create something fabulous.TPI was showing a Hong Kong martial arts film, "The Bride With White Hair.""Dora The Explorer" was on Global TV.There was a re-run of the

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Have you ever wondered how Dora The Explorer would look like if she were to grow up, change her name to "Fla Tofu" and reinvent herself as a female singer who looks like a cross between a transvestite and a loyang of lapis legit?P.S. Does this mean Boots the monkey grew up to be... Uya Kuya?Mbak Diah

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When Moluccas first burst into Indonesia's music scene, I had high hopes. I prayed, "Please God, don't let this be another similarly-dressed tackily-choreographed girl group like AB3 or B-Best". But I guess God must've been in New York at that time, because they've turned out to be worse that AB3: less famous, run-of-the-mill career and more calamitous fashion palate.Before I begin slashing and

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Dear mah luvlee fanz,Whaddup niggaz...!!! How's my peeps feelin'? Hope u guyz r alrite, aight.I'm writin' dis letter as a sign of appreciation for ur support and devotion to me all dis time. I know all dem other celebs keep sayin' that they luv their fanz too. But I really mean it. I really do care about u, mah luvlee fanz, from the bottom of my broken heart. I was born to make u happy, and u

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Evidence that even when Nafa Urbach is trying to dress in a simple and elegant manner (for once), she can't stop her true skanky self from showing.Why put a cleavage-baring hole in a perfectly fine top? She could risk catching a cold if she wears it on windy nights. She could risk getting arrested by the FPI for inappropriate display of her Amy Yip-sized bosom. Not to mention putting her head in

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Mbak DiahFirst Okky, now Anissa's bodyguards... It seems we're public enemy No. 1 on red carpet events, Sarah.Neng SarahYes I know, Diah. But we are carrying a holy mission here to report to our readers what atrocities these celebrities are wearing on the red carpet.Mbak DiahMay the force be with us...*Waving a dildo as lightsabre*Neng Sarah How did you get...? Errrr, nevermind...Oh, look what

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Neng SarahIs Okky gone?*Panting*Mbak DiahFuck, I feel like we just got chased by Hantu Tetek.Neng SarahYes, never mess with large-chested woman. Because those things can turn into a weapon of mass destruction...Anyway, next we have the oh-so-gorgeous Arifin Putra and an unidentified woman with a giant tumor on her head.Mbak Diah Oh, I feel so sorry for her. I thought a pigeon took a giant dump on

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Neng Sarah Welcome our beloved readers to our special report from The Red Carpet of Panasonic Awards 2006.Mbak Diah With me Mbak Diah...Neng Sarah And me, Neng Sarah.Diah, don't you just love red carpet events? It's like shooting fish in barrel.Mbak Diah Yes Sarah, I absolutely adore them. Especially this one, where almost EVERYONE is wearing something that we can bitch about!Mbak Diah Let's see.

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Denada and artistic integrity goes hand in hand just like Annisa Bahar and a touch of class, i.e. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY!! From being a lady rapper, to an R&B crooner, to a lousy Dangdut singer, she has done it all for a pile of cash. If she were a pornstar, she would be the kind who's willing to 'do it' with farm animals for a measly extra few bucks. So naturally, when it comes to fashion, it

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Presenting the "vintage" look a la Meriam Bellina...Shirt made from nephew's sarung sunatan masal? Check. Mum's old garish swimming cap? Check. Rano Karno's old sunglasses? Check. Long hair swept to one side Lydia Kandau style (circa 1981)? Check. Tight jeans worn during shooting of "Tatkala Mimpi Berakhir"? Check. Jack Nicholson's Joker grin from the first Batman movie? Check.Ta-dah!!Mbak Diah

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Mbak Titi, I know how difficult it must be for you going through a divorce. The stress from it could trigger you to do crazy things. Believe me, I've been there myself. But you know what, honey? No matter how hard it was, I was still able to get it together. And looking back, I don't think I ever did something stupid and embarrassing like...hmm, let say......WEARING THE UGLIEST EFFING DRESS IN

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Kiki Fatmala, whenever I see your picture or on TV, I'm suddenly filled with sadness. Do you know why? Because you haven't changed one bit since the last time I saw you in a Warkop DKI movie 16 years ago. The yellow spandex miniskirt might be replaced with a turquoise gypsy-themed skirt, but the tube top is still there. And the keriting papan might be replaced with a bigger wave, but it's still a

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After reading my last blog entry which implied that he bears an uncanny resemblance to one salon franchise owner other than his dear daddy, Roger Danuarta's psyche was so shaken ("Who's my real daddy??? Am I adopted?? Did my mother really have sex with Peter Saerang?? How on earth did Peter even get an erection then?") that he's starting to show early signs of schizophrenia. No, I'm not talking

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Ruth Sahanaya is such a self-sufficient and responsible mother. She breastfed her daughter -- Nadine, she raised her without any help from a nanny, and she managed to successfully get her ideal weight back just by exercising and dieting.And also, instead of buying new expensive clothing for the launching party of her new album, she wore Nadine's old baby clothes!!! Isn't she amazing???Neng Sarah.

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A survey was conducted one morning in Stasiun Kota. Passers-by were shown this picture of Peter Saerang and their responses were noted down as follows:"Ini kan Roger! Neneng pernah liat deh foto ini di salon Johnny Danuarta. Ada yang Roger pake jas wedding ama Shandy Aulia, ada yang sendirian. Rambutnya model gini juga, kaya model rambut tante aku."- Neneng, student, 15"Ini orang udah siap-siap

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One woman's trash, is another woman's treasure.Every woman's trash, is Yuni Shara's treasure.Ecstatic Yuni Shara showed off her Imelda Marcos' Wedding Dress she recently purchased on E-BAY for U$7.99WDYTHA/Neng Sarah (INDONESIA)Neng Sarah.PS. As ludicrous as it may seem, the Goodyear-blimp sized sleeves evens out her usually large-looking head, don't you think?

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Dear Nova Eliza,1. Trying to look older than you really are was fun...WHEN YOU'RE 15!!! But when you're 30, NO, you don't do that anymore.2. Vintage dressing does NOT translate to "rummage through your grandmother's closet, grab everything in sight, and put them all on for a night out on the town".I don't get it, aren't you working for a fashion magazine now? You're supposed to be our fashion

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When I spotted Venna Melinda at a mall in Jakarta a while ago, I was shocked and a bit dissapointed to see her looking like she just got out of bed.WH-WHAATTTT???!!!! Venna Melinda out in public with barely there makeup and tousled (and suspiciously) unwashed hair?? What's the hell is going on??? Is this the same J-Lo-worshipper/salsarobics-instructor Venna Melinda whose sole purpose in life is

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Nia Ramadhani can't seem to make up her mind whether she wants curly or straight hair... but she's extremely sure that she's going to start a new fashion trend with this off-shoulder-and-flat-chested-Hawaiian-underaged-hooker look. (Look! R Kelly's heading this way with a raging erection!)Delusions of grandeur? Yes. Absence of good taste? Not necessarily. At least she had the good sense to trade

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